I’m sure this is highly supervised and safe, but can you ever completely trust a fake castle that requires you to eat chicken with your bare hands?
Growing up, I was lucky enough to have one of Medieval Times’ nine locations within a half hour drive of my house. Meaning I had the privilege of attending a birthday party at one of their mystical castles.
The experience I had in Lyndhurst, New Jersey was unforgettable: I ate chicken with my hands, enjoyed tomato soup for the first and only time, my section’s knight won the tournament, and the car I was in pulled over on the Garden State Parkway for me to pee on the way home.
In fact, because of my social obligations over the past couple years, it’s one of the few vivid memories I have from before the age of 20. Of course the Medieval Times experience was immortalized with Jim Carrey and Matthew Broderick’s hilarious jousting session in “The Cable Guy.”

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