Dear Ted:Am I alone in the conviction that ScarPenn is a match made in heaven and that these two are in it for the long haul? I'm basing my conviction on two things: I think their respective Blind Vices are a major turn on for these two (for real!). And second, they just look so damn hot together! Also it seems like Scarlett Johansson's got the bite and sass needed for an ego like Sean Penn's. Sorta like...Madonna. What do you think?
—Hanna
Dear Match in Hell:
I thought ScarPenn were perfect for each other! What happened?! Sorry to break it to you, darling, but looks like ScarPenn may already be finito. While the naughty duo's Blind Vices may have attracted these two to each other, it may have been Sean's wandering ways pushed them apart. Guess even ScarPenn needed a bit more stability.
Dear Ted:
I'm your biggest fan in Greece and I've converted many of my friends who now read your column every day. I'm usually really bad at guessing the stars of your Blind Vices but I think I've nailed Cookie Muncher. She has to be Elisabetta Canalis, right? I know you said Cookie is married, but I think that's just Ted speak to confuse us more. Kisses from Greece and I'm still waiting for you to come vacation in my island, Santorini. You'll have a great time, for sure!
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