Clint Eastwood is more man than I’ll ever be. He’s more man than you’ll ever be, and he’s more man than your manliest friend on his manliest day. He makes Chuck Norris look like the fat kid from Bad Santa and Jet Li like Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles. Other so-called tough guys use their fists and roundhouse kicks to mete out justice; Eastwood simply scowls at his opponents with a mix of contempt and annoyance until they back down. That’s the way a real man gets shit done. He wrangles wills with his fiery eyes and frightening reputation. If you’re stupid enough to still throw down, he’ll gladly add you to his lengthy execution list, but know, as he stands over you with a loaded .44 Magnum, that his aggressive, determined leer gave you a way out, you dumb son of a bitch. 
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